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10.06.2025 23:54

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Loons and Moons