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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 23:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

So they tried

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Loons and Moons